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Ah yes, it's been a while since we last heard from Cranky or even saw him. Oh dear, I'm inheriting the same deadbeat meta-humor personality from him, am I not!? Oh well. Here he is, calling everyone to attention because he made a new potion.
Lanky: ...A new potion? But I and 9 of my friends already have all our dazzling new techniques!
Cranky: Yes, but this one's pink. The ones that give you new techniques are green. Do you know what my new pink potion does?
Chunky: If it's pink, it has to be a love potion. Have Lanky and Winky drink it and they'll be all over each other, even wanting to--
Cranky: *bops Chunky over the head with his cane* Goddammit, Chunky, that's not the case this time!!!
DK: So, it's one of those *wiggles his fingers around* weird potions that makes you relive stuff that happened forever ago?
Cranky: Those don't even exist! Fine. Do you want to know what this does? Well I'll tell you. I've infused this with essence of Miracle Berry.
Dixie: Wha?
Diddy: Dude, you're telling me you guys've never heard of the Miracle Berry before?
Dimy: I-I'm afraid not.
Cranky: Well haha! Diddy here's heard of the Miracle Berry!! Now, would you be a dear and explain what this magical fruit does upon consumption?
Diddy: Well, it temporarily turns your sour-detecting glands into sweet-detecting glands, thereby making certain foods taste wildly different. It goes from lemons to sour candies to Warheads to Nuclear Waste to even one certain beer! *notices the other Kongs not following through* ...In short, it makes sour things taste sweet for a bit.
Cranky: That's right, Diddy! As a prize, on the 31st, you're coming with me to buy some REALLY sour candy and then we're gonna drink the potion together. After that, we dine on those Warheads and that Nuclear Waste!
Tiny: *GASP!!* Diddy, no! You--
Diddy: Relax, Tiny. Nuclear Waste is just the name of this REALLY-HYPER-SOUR powder.
Tiny: *whew* I thought you were planning to commit suicide with Cranky.
Dixie: Hey, whoa! Tiny, you know better than to joke about those things.
Tiny: Sorry.
Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from
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Lanky: ...A new potion? But I and 9 of my friends already have all our dazzling new techniques!
Cranky: Yes, but this one's pink. The ones that give you new techniques are green. Do you know what my new pink potion does?
Chunky: If it's pink, it has to be a love potion. Have Lanky and Winky drink it and they'll be all over each other, even wanting to--
Cranky: *bops Chunky over the head with his cane* Goddammit, Chunky, that's not the case this time!!!
DK: So, it's one of those *wiggles his fingers around* weird potions that makes you relive stuff that happened forever ago?
Cranky: Those don't even exist! Fine. Do you want to know what this does? Well I'll tell you. I've infused this with essence of Miracle Berry.
Dixie: Wha?
Diddy: Dude, you're telling me you guys've never heard of the Miracle Berry before?
Dimy: I-I'm afraid not.
Cranky: Well haha! Diddy here's heard of the Miracle Berry!! Now, would you be a dear and explain what this magical fruit does upon consumption?
Diddy: Well, it temporarily turns your sour-detecting glands into sweet-detecting glands, thereby making certain foods taste wildly different. It goes from lemons to sour candies to Warheads to Nuclear Waste to even one certain beer! *notices the other Kongs not following through* ...In short, it makes sour things taste sweet for a bit.
Cranky: That's right, Diddy! As a prize, on the 31st, you're coming with me to buy some REALLY sour candy and then we're gonna drink the potion together. After that, we dine on those Warheads and that Nuclear Waste!
Tiny: *GASP!!* Diddy, no! You--
Diddy: Relax, Tiny. Nuclear Waste is just the name of this REALLY-HYPER-SOUR powder.
Tiny: *whew* I thought you were planning to commit suicide with Cranky.
Dixie: Hey, whoa! Tiny, you know better than to joke about those things.
Tiny: Sorry.
Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from
Base (used as a reference) -
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Nice job! Cranky in this drawing reminds me of Heihachi from the Tekken series with the way that his hair is spiked up.